6.26.2007

Bananaramaface



Just breaking up the monotony. Smiley smile.

6.25.2007

Crocodile Rock



Found on the USC main campus near the dental school sometime around March 2k7.

My favorite color is robin's egg. These are more of a light blue shade. Therefore, they are not my favorite color of glove. But they do look like they're holding hands...if hands looked like baggy sick elephant skin. How romantic!

6.23.2007

Bot


Taken at Coachella in April 2007. It's handy.

6.22.2007

I Have One Hand In My Pocket And The Other One Is Givin' A Peace Sign



Found near a gas station on Highland in June 2007. It reminds me of the time I was sitting on a curb in Long Beach with about ten of my friends after playing a show. We were casually discussing Pynchon and politics when a homeless man walked down the street. He stopped in front of me, and our eyes connected. "Hey, Alanis," he said. "Fuck you, bitch!" And then he continued walking.

What could this mean? Do I look like Alanis Morissette? I do enjoy keeping one hand in my pocket while flashing a peace sign with the other, or playing the piano with the other, or giving a high five with the other. But more importantly, why was the homeless man so offended by Alanis (Morissette or otherwise)? Was the homeless man really Dave Coulier? Is she perverted like me? Would she go down on you in the theater? Be thankful that I'm here to remind you of the mess you left when you went away. You, you, you oughta know.

6.21.2007

Dr. Green Thumb



This is my favorite glove. Found on Glendale Blvd. sometime around April 2007. What the hell is up with its monster thumb? Oh yeah, and why only four fingers? I like this glove because it makes me think about the drooling mutant troll gardener who lost it, and that makes me happy.