This is like the Britney Spears of gloves. You can tell it's had a long night at a number of sleazy LA nightclubs, and after two outfit changes in bathroom, it's collapsed on the sidewalk in its own gum, wreaking of Camel Lights and trying to hide the mysterious white powder caked all over its little cuff. Next thing you know it'll be holding its two toddler sons hostage in the bathroom of its hillside estate, missing important court dates, and two-timing paparazzo creepos. Poor thing!
Found in Paris over Christmas 2007.
