Two days ago, I was texting Tess at a show to see if she knew any good jokes I could tell on stage. She told me this:

"No, but today when I was in math class I was eating Skittles and when Miss Shafeigh asked what I was doing I told her I was tasting the rainbow. She got mad."

Wise beyond her years, this one.

Found on Sunset by the underground rape tunnel.

Found either in Toronto or Los Angeles. Just to sound more well-traveled, I'm going to say Toronto. Just kidding! I've never even been to Toronto. That's for lames. But really, I probably found it in Toronto because I was there this past week. No kidding. In fact, I specifically remember finding this in Toronto.

BFFssssszzzzz

hairnet + glove = janatorial fiesta time!