The one I took later that day of days:

Taken on the 5 freeway where it meets the 101. Most gloves become flat after sitting on the freeway for who knows how long. This glove is exceptional.

Why do they come to me to die?

This glove reminds me of gorillas. Gorillas remind me of my sister Tess (she actually prefers Terri or Resa). When Tess was young, she used to write letters to Koko the gorilla through some animal conservation pen pal program. One day, she realized she hadn't received a letter from Koko in months. After doing some research, she learned that Koko wasn't allowed to have pen pals anymore due to the fact that she'd sexually assaulted her sign language trainers. I think Tess really had to grow up that day. Damn you, Koko, sexual deviant and robber of youthful innocence!

Photo taken bravely by Victor Broadley in Whittier, of all places, a week ago.

What a Stalker!

How creepy is that. Found this little gem in the staff area at Coachella in April 2007.

Also creepy: designer cats. I have a rule against posting cat pictures on my personal blogs, mainly because that is something creepy people do, but check out the link if you're interested in designer cats. Anyone who says you can't put a price tag on life is a liar and a communist. I would suggest genetically modifying yourself right now, because in about 10 years, you as a non-gm organism aren't going to be worth very much on ebay. I'm genetically modifying myself right now. It burns.

Club Thumb

We recorded for the first time ever at a studio in Fullerton that charged $20 an hour. We tracked and mixed four songs - complete with drums, bass, two guitars, and vocals - in 4 hours. Probably one of the shittiest eps ever recorded. I think I still have a copy. The point is, the guy who recorded us had a really weird hand with a club thumb. He looked like The Penguine if The Penguine was very obsessed with Pink Floyd. This little stub thumbed glove reminds me of Club Thumb. Thanks for recording our piece of shit quickly and inexpensively.

Don't remember where I found this one. Perhaps in Downtown LA around May 2007?